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  • crystal
    11-16 01:13 PM
    They said the same to my undelivered AP that they never received it. But they sent AP back to my lawyer along with my undelivered notice . My lawyer got it after 45 days from the day USCIS said it is initally mailed.

    I applied for my EAD in July 2007, got it approved Oct 2007, mailed to me but I NEVER received it.

    Today I called USCIS and it says that since it is not "returned to them as undeliverable", they CAN NOT do anything . I will need to APPLY for it again??

    Please Help since I dont know what to do as I was expecting the EAD card to start a new job.

    Thanks in advance




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  • a_yaja
    01-16 09:27 AM
    Hi,

    I got laid off in dec-08, my H1B visa got extended till 2011, but stamp in passport was expired sept-30th. I got my W2 good for last year and have got pay stubs till dec month. Now i am in need of visiting India, I have to get my stamp renewed in India.

    As I am on job at present, I can not produce any client letter at consulate in case if they ask.

    Will there be any issues which I may come across, please help me if you have any experiences.

    thanks in advance.
    Niru

    It is considered fraud if you go for H1B stamping and you don't have a job. If the consulate gets to know that you don't have your job anymore and you were aware of that fact when you applied for the H1B visa, you could permanently be barred from entering the US.
    I would advice against such a move. Try to get a new job and transfer your H1B and then go to India for visa stamping.




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  • pune_guy
    08-20 06:28 PM
    Yes these are the same databases that I have.




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  • pappu
    11-03 10:36 AM
    The wicked witch is dead. As for me I have packed my bags and moved to Canada. I first came in 1999 as a student and immigration has been downhill since then.

    Pls let us know if you would like to tell your story in a media interview?



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  • softcrowd
    02-07 09:46 AM
    As many people stated already, Parents do not qualify for H4 status. They can come here on Visitors (B2) visa but that way their stay here can not be more than 6 months & frequent such stays also raise a red flag.

    So, unless one becomes Citizen - I can't think of an alternative to bring parents on a permanent basis. I wish there is a way too!!




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  • sparklinks
    04-09 03:59 PM
    Hello,

    This is my status.

    I 140 � Approved in 2006 and have a copy.
    I 485 � Filed in Jul 2007, Receipt date Jul 02, 2007. Have copy of I 485 receipt.
    Perm Labor � Have perm labor approval copy.

    Since it has been more than 180 days I 485 is pending and I 140 also approved, I joined my client. Now my old employer says he will withdraw my I 140.

    I would like to send AC21 job change info to USCIS my self.

    Please let me know if any one is in the same situation and filed (informed) AC21 by yourself.

    And also advice if anyone used new attorney only for AC21.

    Thanks.

    One quick question, does perm labor approval copy will have any job details/code on it or just approval notice ?



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  • martinvisalaw
    07-16 03:00 PM
    Hi,
    What are my options here? Is there a way this case can be fixed and brought back on track or am I in a no-go situation? Please advise on the next steps.


    You can refile the 485, if your priority date is current. However, if you filed in the crush of 485s done in Aug 2007, I suspect that your priority date is now backlogged again.

    Hopefully you do have H-1B status. Otherwise, as the prior poster says, you are no longer authorized to be in the US.

    I don't know if the MTR can be appealed in any way, it depends on how it was filed and why it was denied.

    As regards filing a formal complaint against the attorney - that varies by state. You can check your state bar rules about this. It was a very unfortunate mistake to miss one question on the 485, but probably not serious enough for the state bar to impose any sanctions.




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  • kkt_tkk
    10-09 01:31 PM
    Hi,

    My wife's EAD card returned back and message showing , card returned by Postal, undeliverable and need response by 180 days with update the address, yesterday's message.

    Actually she got her FP and EAD notice receipt number to the same address, but card returned back.

    But in this case I saw 20days back, card production ordered and sent the notice. And I am waiting for the card to be delivered and 30days to wait to ask customer service.

    Request:

    Can you please let me know , how to reach customer service representative with options type?.



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  • GCD
    08-04 08:13 PM
    I got a bunch that has photocopies from my lawyer of everything that went out to USCIS. 485, EAD, AP for myself and my wife.

    Everything is ok, except that there is an extra copy of G 28 each for myself and my wife and these extra copies are not signed by attorneys.

    In the middle of the package, right above the 485 forms, there are G28 forms that are properly signed. Everywhere else there is signatures where needed. But at the bottom of the bunch, there is extra G28 for each one of us that is missing signature from the attorney.

    Could this be a problem? Also, where is the URL for USCIS FAQ that states under what conditions that petitions can boomerang back to us?

    You are totally fine. According to the I-485 standard operating procedure, page 10, the following are the instructions for the mailroom person :

    "Verify the G-28 for original signature of attorney and applicant. If
    only one copy has been submitted and you have concurrently filed
    applications, photocopy the G-28 for each application and initial
    the copies with your employee number. Annotate the processing
    worksheet".




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  • neelu
    01-02 11:43 PM
    Hi Everyone viewing this thread,

    Please help the Add ONE Member campaign. Introduce just ONE member to IV, by Jan 31st.

    That will go a long way in helping all of us (be it CIR or SKIL or whatever vehicle our provisions ride on). Otherwise we will only be seeing movement like this (a week or so every month).

    Please participate and help others participate in the 'Add ONE Member' campaign.

    Thank you.
    Neelu



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  • gg_ny
    02-16 06:07 PM
    I bet you are kidding. If you aren't, then what I meant was various rules and regulations that come with each application, application process available from USCIS. One good way is to go to state.gov or to popular immi law education sites of lawyers (google comes handy here).

    Where can I get this? Local Library ?




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  • sri@180
    02-08 07:53 AM
    Hi,
    I am waiting for replys.
    But with in one month of my h1 approval of nov2007 i came to India.
    I did one certification(one paper) in one language in november2007.
    I have only one paystub.Do i need my employer 3 yrs tax papers.I am the 1st employee to my employer.Is any other documents needed other than pictures of my employers office,tax papers.Did i have to submit my indian experience or any other documents from indian company.Right now Can i change years of experience in india(Actually i submitted in h1 process 2 +yrs of experience in india,Can i change that to 1 yr exp in india now.Because i missed few documents of india experience).

    In which location is easy for me to stamp delhi|mumbai|chennai.
    Pls post experiences and needed docs.



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  • jackisback
    05-19 06:17 PM
    The answer to 2 is receipt date. It has been repeatedly mentioned in many websites and forums




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  • sunnymit
    03-30 02:56 PM
    Yeah.. the list of supported documents on that link is still ok. However, really speaking those are too many documents and most of them are "just in case" documents - 4 pay stubs, 3 or 4 W2s etc. etc. But anyway...



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  • Nikith77
    03-12 03:55 PM
    Just Relax, And Enjoy the ride.




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  • gk_2000
    12-02 07:22 PM
    The bill also says...

    1. The illegal's application needs to be processed expeditiously.
    2. The USCIS can not increase the fee for that

    Means...the 2 million illegals will be put ahead of the legals who are rotting in line for years. To process these docs, USCIS needs more resource and needs to hire more people but they can not increase the fee. So USCIS will come after the legals and increase their fee. These democrats wants to rob legals and reward illegas.

    and you are hoping once this bill passed they will consider us...YOU MADE MY DAY.

    so WTFs

    Hopefully, the bill would have been vetted enough by the time it passes, and these areas cleaned up. This would be a good test for the US political system



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  • Jimi_Hendrix
    11-17 12:51 AM
    On passing of the nuclear deal. As you all must have read from the immigration voice newsletter, once the nuclear deal is through we will get renewed support from the Indian American caucus on our legal immigration reform needs.

    Once again hearty congratulations to India on crossing the first step of securing civil nuclear technology! Jai hind:)




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  • GCSOON-Ihope
    10-17 02:15 PM
    This shouldn't be a problem if you are a law obeying citizen :D How do you find out the status of the FBI name clearance? You wait until PD becomes current and nothing happens then place an inquiry with BCIS?

    Thanks!

    This is indeed exactly what I did. After my PD (01/2002) became current on 09/01, I waited two weeks then inquired about the status of my case: the first time, they told me they were still waiting for the FBI name check to clear and, the second time to find out that the name check had been pending since...08/2004 (when I filed I-485):mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:




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  • inskrish
    08-21 11:13 PM
    Well, most of us July filers--including myself--are little stressed out due the Receipt Notice issues, but now I have learned how to live happy even at hard times. Here is how I imagine the NSC center works. A busy morning at NSC mail room.:)

    Mail room Clerk: Good morning officer! Today's quota of I-485 Receipt Entry is 3000. In what order I have to pull the 3000 applications from the mound of applications?

    Officer: Order? Are you out of your mind? Did you forget my instructions? Go to Rack # 10 and pull 1000 applications, and go to Rack # 15 and pull 1200 applications, and finally go to Rack # 21 and pull 700 applications. It will take just take 10 minutes. If you sort all these applications, it will take hours and hours. Try to be a smart man. OK?

    Clerk: Yes sir, I will do it 10 minutes.
    (Clerks completes the officier's instruction and comes back with the applications, but seems confused)

    Clerk:Sir, it looks like we pulled only 2900 applications, but still we need 100 more.

    Officer: What? How did it happend? OK. Let me think. Go to the 'Rejected Applications' rack and pull 100 applications, closing your eyes. It is important you close your eyes and pull the application. Understand?

    Clerk: Yes, sir.

    (The clerk gets the 100 applications from the 'Rejected Applications' rack)

    Clerk: Sir, I am done.

    Officer: OK. Now, one final time. Count the applications and make sure we have only 3000 applications.

    (The clerk counts the applications again....)

    Clerk: In a panic voice, says, "Sir, I don't know how this happend, but we have 3600 applications instead of 3000, but I did't make any mistake, Sir.

    Officer:Man, you are always a pain in my ass. Now we have 600 more applications in hand..Hmmm.. Let me think. OK, just transfer these 600 applications to TSC, and today's problem is solved.

    Clerk: Yes, sir.

    Officer: Bye, see you tomorrow.


    Regards,
    IK




    jkm2282
    01-07 07:55 AM
    I had my interview on the 30th and my passport has not been delivered yet. The VFS website says that the passport has not been handed over to them as of today. I was not given any 221g slip/form and the VO told me that i should be getting my PP in 5 days, it's been a week now and VFS hasn't got the PP yet. Is there something i should be worried about? I have my return ticket booked for next weekend and i am getting a bit nervous about the whole scenario. Does anyone know if there is any other way to get in touch with the New Delhi consulate?

    Thanks.




    pd_recapturing
    08-08 04:36 PM
    So whats the verdict ? Can we work on EAD receipt notice if the EAD could not get renewed in time ?



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